ideas of things to say....and not to say maybe :)
Hello all! Barricaded in my office when I SHOULD be marking assignments I am taking a bit of a break because I was sitting here contemplating YET AGAIN my single state (Jeez I can hear you all saying...get a life Cin" and besides I have a new computer and its a beauty to work on:) I have been contemplating the whole phenomena of the personal ad. Prolly because I had a date with someone I rang up based soley on the words he used in his:) And it went well...nice guy we'll see. I was trying to work out what I'd put in mine. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Wanted: A guy...33-40, intelligent, employed, baggage-less or at least well sorted baggage. Tatts and baldheads welcome, drugs, aggro and attitude not. And if you fell down a bottle of VB and have yet to find your way out...ditto. A good smile and a propensity towards an evil sense of humor appreciated. Emotional fuckwits, committment phobics, the intimacy challenged and those who find the contents of their bank account sexually stimulating also need not apply. Again must have well functioning sense of humor complete with an ability to laugh at himself...and me sometimes:)
On offer: one smart ass 38 yr old female...well educated but managing to keep my head above the waters of pretension:) has a liking for a good laugh, red wine, amazing sex and lots of snuggles. Loyal, funny and occasionally wise...balanced out nicely by stubborness, a belief in my own rightness of being and the occasional bout of tunnel vision:) Red hair blue eyes and dimples. No lines...yet:)
What do you guys reckon if you had to write one of these what would you say? And what would you be looking for?
Cheers
Cin"